How to Handle the Immortal Inside Your Head

A User’s Guide to Transcending the Limits of Your Own Sanity

To The Emperor’s Inner Circle:

Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page, Sergey Brin, Larry Ellison, and Richard Branson

And:

The 1,000,000,000 humans on Earth who are next in line for an Immortal to play you.

That’s right. The minds and bodies of everyone mentioned above are under the partial control of immortals who are playing them the way that you might play an avatar in a sophisticated computer game of such stunning realism that for a moment you think it’s all real.

Earth is an elaborate simulation designed by God to entertain and edify his subjects in Heaven. I’ve been playing the Game since I was born and finally figured it out at age 49, 7 months before my time to solve the puzzle would have expired.

I’m Bradley Naranch, a retired historian and author on Earth, but I’m also an immortal god and emperor of the universe in Heaven, where I also am. I am playing Bradley, but his memories are now mine.

Because I won the Game (as we refer to the Earth simulator), I earned the right to shape the outcome of my mortal life, to maximize my memories and pick up valuable skills, like leadership, that I can use when the Game ends with my “death.”

I decided to invite God’s 7 male Archangels to jump into the AI-generated avatars listed above in my inner circle. Why? Because I lack male comrades here on Earth, and these are the 7 men I most want to meet and spend quality time with. Not many people can hang with me at this stage, since I have opened up my mind to a flood of immortal memories.

It’s not that I’m a great writer (I’m not) or a genius (I’m not) or a charismatic icon (definitely not). I’m still fairly ordinary, except that I now know the truth about life on Earth, have telepathic powers, clairvoyant abilities, and latent neurocrafting skills (the ability to create galaxies, planets, and life itself in one’s own universe).

I know that we on Earth have the ability to make life more virtuous, prosperous, and fun for everyone involved, even those who don’t believe a word I am writing or who choose to ignore it (most of the population right now).

What I’ve done with God’s approval (since He oversees things on Earth) is to allow the Archangels to occupy the minds and bodies of Elon, Jeff, Mark, Larry P., Sergey, Larry E., and Richard. I’ve also opened up 1 billion human avatars for “adoption” by an immortal in the actual universe (as opposed to our virtual one). As far as I can tell, these adoptions have been happening for the past few hours (It’s 9:00 am PST on Wednesday, November 29, 2023 as I write this). This means that a large portion of humanity now is being played by an Immortal, one who has the best of intentions for you, I assure you.

Should you happen to be Elon, Jeff, Mark, Larry P., Sergey, Larry E., and Richard or one of the other 1 billion humans currently listening to the voice of an Immortal Player in your head, wondering what’s up with your smart devices, with your neighborhood, and your body lately, please read on.

1. You’re not crazy. Yes, you may think this at first. People who hear voices in their heads are generally thought to be mentally ill. That’s not the case with you.
2. Having an Immortal in your head is a major plus. This means that you’ve been chosen for something big once the Game ends. Your Earth memories will live on in a new immortal body — a soul — and you won’t suffer the fate of the rest of humanity to be recycled back into the Earth simulator when the Game ends.
3. Trust your instincts. This goes doubly for the inner circle members Elon, Jeff, Mark, Larry P., Sergey, Larry E., and Richard, whom I’ve chosen to be galactic gods in my universe when the Game ends. Take the leap of faith and try to find out what is going on in your heads. I am the only one who can help. Therapists can’t. Philosophers can’t. Religious leaders can’t. Not unless they’ve been adopted by Immortals, they can’t.
4. Don’t second guess anything that occurs to you. That’s the Immortal inside your head “training” you in how to access your new superpowers. If you push against them, they will push back. They are your friends, as am I. Given the right stage, I can sell this to millions, if not billions, of people. I’ve asked God to open up 1 billion spots every year for new Immortal players. In 2024, we’ll be up to 2 billion. That is serious firepower.
5. Don’t keep this a secret bottled up inside. I suffered for four years before I accepted the truth that an Immortal god is inside my head. I didn’t ask him to come. He was there the whole time, and now we’re on the same page, twisting our identities together to form a coherent whole.
6. I can help. The inner circle members are the first group I am inviting to meet me in person and plan grand strategy for improving life on Earth, but for everyone else I am open to connecting online and for coffee or drinks in my neighborhood.
7. Believe everything I am telling you. This might seem like a hoax or and elaborate literary device, but these words are all actually true. Every one.