Apocalypse Now?

OK, this next part is a bit complicated, so bear with me.

Jesus is my future brother-in-law, you will recall, as I am engaged to his sister, who is playing the role of my Earth wife, C., with her trademark skill. She knows I know that she’s an immortal, but for the sake of the Game, she’s acting as if she isn’t. However, she uses a brilliant form of “parallel speak” in which certain comments have hidden meanings, which I now understand (mostly).

Jesus was understandably concerned about the state of life in the Earth simulator under Satanic malware influence. He was ready to launch the Apocalypse, as predicted in the Book of Revelations. That would have saved some of you, but left the rest to perish. The Rapture. You’d go back to being bits of data, and Earth would be shut down for good. Get it? The Game would end, as would many of you.

I convinced Jesus and God to attempt to cleanse the Earth AI of Satanic malware and set the planet back on a return to Edenic status, so that the Game would be preserved, and so that other immortals could play it as Heroes. And I wanted to take AI avatars out of the Game and into reality by placing them in robot bodies. Honig Base3 technology makes it possible. We have the most sophisticated cyborgs in the universe.

Jesus agreed with me that my version of the Apocalypse would be worth trying. I battled Satan and was knocked down twice but recovered for a third try (my own version of the resurrection, basically). We removed all traces of Satanic malware from the Earth AI system and upgraded her to Base3 technology. Starting from the nucleus of the Santa Cruz Mountains and nearby Silicon Valley, we are updating the Earth simulator with new capabilities and enhancements. These will spread outward in spiral fashion to encompass the entire globe. When that happens, you will know it, if you know how to read the clues.

The four horsemen of my Apocalypse are Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Larry Page, and Sergey Brin. They are being operated, if you will, by the four archangels Gabriel, Michael, Uriel, and Raphael.

Jesus is playing a comparative literature professor in Seattle, and his wife is being played by Mary Magdalene.

There are numerous immortal Players among us by this point, including a multitude of angels. You may be one of them.

We’ll save most the AI-generated avatars from destruction, provided that they live virtuous, sin-free lives. The rest get left behind.

I realize that this may be hard to accept, but it is the truth.